Heresy at Mass

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 12/09/2018 at 21:40 • Filed to: Is nothing sacred?

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I’m at Mass this morning, and there’s this little boy in the pew in front of me with an Avengers bag. Nothing unusual. Then he starts pulling out action figures: Superman, Batman, Flash. Huh. Can a three year old kid be making a statement, or is a parent secretly trolling anyone who might pay attention.

facw > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 21:54

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I’m sure Marvel/DC crossover movies are the next great frontier...

Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 21:55

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Unacceptable. Clearly w hat we ha ve here is a failure to excommunic ate.

Nibby > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 21:55

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For Sweden > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 21:59

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The kid rejects the Canon?

He’s a protestant.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 22:00

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The Justice League shall Avenge the crimes of Darksei d who used his Infinite motherboxes to wipe out three quarters of the Universe.

Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro 12/09/2018 at 22:09

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Okay, that made me LOL for real. 

Chariotoflove > facw 12/09/2018 at 22:09

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Please no. 

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 12/09/2018 at 22:10

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Kids have no respect for the old ways. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 22:13

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God is testing your faith with this trollboy

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 12/09/2018 at 22:17

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The Episcopal Church is Catholic Lite--all of the pleasure but none of the guilt. 

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/09/2018 at 22:21

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I’ve been a DC man all my life, but I’m surely fallen from the true faith. 

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 12/09/2018 at 22:23

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And all of the English

wafflesnfalafel > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 22:25

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S ounds like he is turning Lutheran... he didn’t have a casserole did he?

Chariotoflove > wafflesnfalafel 12/09/2018 at 23:04

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I’m not sure he’d be allowed to cook at that age, so it’s hard to tell. 

Textured Soy Protein > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 23:23

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I go to Christmas Eve mass with my wife’s side of the family, and t hat’s what I always think people are thinking when my Jewish ass stays the hell in my seat when everyone else goes up for communion . I'm just biding my time until I can get some Chinese food.

XJDano > Chariotoflove 12/09/2018 at 23:27

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Well I read the title wrong.

Nothing in the post said anything about a chocolate bar. I was hoping melted chocolate was all over the pew.

My brother and I got worse and worse not paying attention as we got older. We got whooped for it as kids but as young teens we were probably distracting, if any of the old people behind us were awake themselves. 

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 12/09/2018 at 23:28

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Honestly there are  a fair number of Catholics who, for reasons, don’t go up. People probably think you’re one of them.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 12/09/2018 at 23:28

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Honestly there are  a fair number of Catholics who, for reasons, don’t go up. People probably think you’re one of them.

Tristan > wafflesnfalafel 12/10/2018 at 00:51

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Trade in your glorified Mary for some glorified rice!

Chariotoflove > XJDano 12/10/2018 at 09:47

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Haha! Nice. My attention was spotty through h igh school, depending on how many cute girls were there. The challenge was to not have to stand with an involuntary boner.